Burglary?! Like shooting the dude right in the batch wasn’t enough? “And while I’m at it, gimme that wallet, punk.”?

The answer is like bleach—easy to figure out, but toxic to the system. See, giving the working class a noteworthy amount of spendable income means they will turn around and put the money back into the economy, as well as savings and paying for educational costs (college, etc) for themselves and their families. Very…

Because it’s a sense of empathy for others brought about through personal struggle that leads the dispossessed to care for those in need. This is a sort of quiet counterbalance to the crass, self-serving ‘my superiority is threatened by the rise of those considered beneath me, so I must make sure they stay down!’…

It’s pretty difficult to ‘enjoy’ Joe Buck talking about anything, really. Well, save for maybe his farewell at the end of his last broadcast, but that’s about it.

I think Ms. Sanchez missed the point when she noted that they use it because she thinks it’s really good—if a customer wanted Popeye’s chicken, it’s readily available at any location with a Popeye’s sign above it.

It shouldn’t be that hard. A bunch of decrepit, rich, white dudes who gamed the system long enough to amass a fortune that allowed them to buy into a club that has catered to their needs in almost every form or fashion they wanted are bound to feel overconfident enough to blatantly say the words if pressed hard enough…

Skip Bayless, hearing Maroney’s revelation about a nightmarish period in her life that will remain a horrific scar in her memories as long as she lives, pens a heartfelt Lebron tweet in response.

The fact that he has to justify his fucked up behavior in an instance such as this never once crosses his mind as being odd, or highly unusual. Meanwhile, his fans, sensing another attack on their god, reflexively bray about how much he’s done, and will do, for ‘the troops’.

Jesus. It’s a recreation of my entire dating life as a teenager, except the laughter sounded a lot less awkward and a lot more disgusted.

The dynamics of the entire political process is far, far too complex to provide a concise answer as to why we’ve ended up here, though the pendulum effect of electing Presidents explains a lot. If any country is to get to the point of having the best leaders actually lead the country, maybe a good starting point is to…

“...because head coach Hue Jackson wanted to give struggling rookie quarterback DeShone Kizer some time to regroup.”

It’s the cushioning of the “We don’t want to start a witch hunt...” that takes the argument from legit to almost patronizing. In fact, Feig could have left everything up to “but” out, and his quote takes on a whole new, more significant meaning. The cushioning leaves in that area of doubt, where the target has to…

The Scaramucci Post is easy to understand: it’s your premier source for all things ‘Mooch, baby! Those who get it, get it! Those who don’t, well, they just don’t get the ‘Mooch Lifestyle (patent pending), baby! ‘Mooch doesn’t have time for explaining, baby, because ‘Mooch has some ‘Moochin to get to. ‘Mooch out!

It’s an utterly fascinating topic that reveals, again, the difference between an ideology, and an ideology practiced by actual people. The Soviet system, in theory, put all people in one group (workers) over those in another, but in practice, the ideals were applied in situations that would improve the strategic…

I know athletic elites such as LBJ use ignorant criticisms like Gilbert’s as fuel for their competitive fires, but at the same time, so much about Gilbert is so utterly forgettable and easily dismissed, and it’s a shame that he has even an inkling that his comments still resonate at all.

That right there is pure, uncut ‘Mooch, baby, with a street value around exactly fucking zero.

I tried In-N-Out on a few occasions, and what I remember more than the burger is the overwhelming awareness that I had, indeed, just finished a meal consisting of a burger, fries and drink, and was ready to get on with the rest of my day, much like with any other random, anonymous fast food meal. I was pleased, of…

I’ll be waiting to see if Von Trier releases a ‘Well, it wasn’t really a shirt. It was actually more of a sandwich, and, admittedly, it looked pretty good. The ‘shirt’ line was just a cheap shot to ruin her credibility as an actress, because she so successfully resisted my ‘charms’.’ statement.

Looks like MLS has finally found the secret to popularity—being willing to treat city administrators like abused submissives in an inappropriate S&M relationship.

Also excellent!