As undeniably refreshing and delicious as the Schadenfreude is, it’s unfortunate that we won’t be rid of them and the other corrupted people associated with that result of the unholy fusion of means, ego, and artificial tanning products anytime soon, and before the damage gets any worse.

This reminds me of that time when I was playing softball, and was in the middle of an unbelievably bad slump—0 for 24 at the plate (in softball! How the fuck do you even do that?!), and wasn’t making up for it at first base, with a couple of really shitty errors. I came off the field and slung my mitt towards the…

Blessed are the wrinkled, for they shall know the power of L’Oreal.

Wow, man. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of shit and garbage, all built on the wrongheaded idea that if you want to curtail illegal immigration, you mercilessly hunt and eliminate the immigrants, instead of going to the businesses that fucking hire them because they’re cheap and considered disposable humans that…

Yeah, well, don’t expect the move to have any impact closer to Washington, because Dan ‘The Diminutive Despot’ Snyder cares not one fucking bit for anything that indicates sensitivity to the existence of other points-of-view.

Oh. So this has nothing to do with Family Feud? I thought it might have to do with an entertaining Richard Dawson anecdote or something. My mistake!

“It’s hard just to say, ‘every time you do it this way.’ It’s a rapidly evolving situation.”

Because Jesus was known to operate solely on a ‘Yeah, sorry, but I can’t do a thing until you specifically ask for it’ basis, right? But keep those tithes coming in! Remember, it’s 10% off the top.

Well, allright! That’s really.....something! Yep. Sure is......a thing that was done.....

“...and the seventh-inning stretch was capped with ‘Deep in the Heart of Texas’.”

But wait...If he sincerely wants to put the inmates to work on a helpful cause, aren’t there infrastructure projects a lot closer to home that he could work with local jurisdictions and communities to put together? Something that will help get needed work done and maybe teach the inmates job skills and the like? Maybe…

I’m betting damn good money that there’s an email thread between officers somewhere about placing bets, making inappropriate ‘jokes’, etc.

It’s the ‘If you want better representation, you should make better films’ justification, followed closely by the ‘We can’t take the chance of negative reaction based on a female director, regardless of the quality!’ reaction, and it’s horseshit.

It’s just another step away from restraint and legitimacy, and towards a government approved mob.

Counterpoint: Nobody said Tebow would be any good if he left football behind, and lookit how well he’s doing! Why, just this year, he’s learned where first and second base are!

By a paunchy old man who always smells like garlic and cheap cigars, whom other paunchy men continue to address as ‘Coach’ decades after their athletic heydays and well into their lives of adult mediocrity.

Surely this isn’t that shocking, right? By now, it should be pretty obvious that things are going to get a lot worse before they even begin to get better. If it’s not organized rallies that become more and more aggressive, it’ll be the disturbed loners going the Roof route. These shitstains are feeling more empowered…

Oh boy. Can’t wait for the slightly pornographic ‘Look how presidential he is! He’s practically bulging with presidential-ness!’ press reports.

Considering the hit our collective Grit fund has taken since Eckstein and Welker retired, and Edelman got hurt, yeah, I’ll buy in. I prefer to lease my grit, though.

I can see the parallels, of course, but I don’t know if coincidence equals causality, because I can’t see the seeds planted by Eminem being sown by Donnie’s minions. If anything, I would wonder if a performer like Eminem would be outcast as a pariah and traitor to the race by those to whom Donnie appeals. As well, if…