When reached for comment, Dunn meant to congratulate Judge, but instead ended up talking about the great results he got from his fertilizer this year.

Fuck these losers, and their after-the-fact emotional outbursts. Crying when shit gets real is weak and pointless.

But remember, kids, that if you work hard, save your money, do the right things, and never EVER give up on your dreams, you CAN have the best America has to offer! Hard work and grit is all it takes! And several million in the bank, but mostly hard work and grit!

Well, better late than never, I guess, but still...c’mon, man. It took this for you to get the message??

But he.....well, I mean, he never got either of those guys....

Well, it makes sense that a career spent running up would lead to a terminally slow understanding of the truth. Clay probably needs to be told his name three times before he finally understands when people are addressing him.

Jesus Ever-lovin’ Christ. Where does it stop?? It stops when all the monuments dedicated to the ‘heroes’ of the treasonous action against the United Fucking States of America are removed from public spaces. That’s when, you fucking imbecile. Nobody’s going to remove the monuments to the people who helped form the…

It’s an interesting study, but making it an intellectual exercise only dilutes the central issue: Donnie is anti-immigrant because, as a psychopathic narcissist, he is anti-everybody, but a strongly anti-immigrant stance in particular is a message that resonates exceptionally well with a modern Repubber mindset where…

Actually, the team was collectively preoccupied with running the miserable string out and getting another waste of effort known as ‘the regular season’ over and done with ASAP, so the celebration was just a bit late in starting.

Already done, and it was long overdue.

Sure enough, with Gennett’s sell-out, Baby Scooter grew up with a rap sheet too long to believe, but he used his time to forge the connections to become THE go-to guy for when one of the Muppets wanted a little, you know, ‘something extra’ for that night’s performance, or for when they had a ‘problem’ that needed ‘to…

I actually saw one of my dipshit ‘friends’ on FB describe the despicable murder of Heyer as an unfortunate result of two ignorant sides fighting each other, as if the murder of somebody standing against racial hatred is basically the same thing as standing against racial hatred. I mention this because this is the…

“He has more home runs in August than the Pirates...”

No. Fucking. Way!

It’s weird, because I did the same sort of thing this morning. My coworker tossed my set of keys to me, and I had to reach a bit to get them, but ended up dropping them and slamming my hand into the doorframe. I think I might’ve broken my finger...

Those are good life lessons! And they’re even better when you have very little to lose, or the ability to quite comfortably recover if things go wrong! I, unfortunately, don’t fit either of those categories, so I’m left with ‘well, yeah, I’d like to go to New Zealand, too.’.

Man, this reboot of Risky Business sucks.

A good, long while ago, I read that the definition of an ‘-ism’ is ‘a distinction based on a trait’, which serves as a good benchmark for behavior. And honestly, with the lack of damn near ANYTHING productive being done since this goddamn nightmare started, and with the proliferation of racist attitudes, words, and…

Excellent point, yeah.

And, of course, Bennett’s reasoned, mature, rational explanation will, I’m sure, go a lonnnnnnnng way towards defusing the reflexive reactions of the hot takers, FB politicos, and those who love America’s idea of gun ownership and freedom of speech (Obama/’libtard’/people-of-color-and-other- religions hatred), but who…