I wish I had something more eloquent, or refined, or profound to say about this national disgrace, but all I can come up with is just fuck these racists—what they stand for, what they do to people, what they say, what they think, what they wear....just fuck their entire existence. They’re nothing but subhuman slime,…

Oh, I wouldn’t hold my breath. The only reason he was elected was a response to having an African American hold the office for two (successful) terms, so if he says anything, he’ll take that support off like Rick took off Herschel’s leg. And he doesn’t really disagree with them, anyway.

Thanks! Good to see there’s some like-minded people around here!

Straily went on to admit that his continued questioning as to when they were going to play LeBron and the Cavs was finally resolved when it was explained to him that he plays baseball.

That’s actually exactly what I did! And what I’ve done almost every week for the past 25 years.

Well, that’s really......great.....

Unfuckingbelievable. For 70 years, the world lived in appropriate terror of a nuclear exchange, because the mere thought of it was considered too horrific to contemplate. And now here we are, letting a fucking spoiled child tweet us into a nightmare millions won’t survive (if it’s small scale and contained; what a…

Yes, whether it’s repairing the destruction caused by years of participation in sports, the nascent steps into facial reconstruction in World War I, or darn near anything in-between, we never want for reminders that the human body is little more than a moist sack of meat!

Easily. And I like how the Wal Mart official says they’re “investigating how it could have happened”, like the store manager discovered an ancient type of dark magic or alien technology or some other shit.

Not nearly as much as they regret customers taking issue with it, obviously.

Grantland Rice rolled over in his grave, choked on the gag reflex resurrected by Thompson’s article, and thought that maybe Thompson should ‘tone it the fuck down a bit’.

Y’know, there was a time once when I never saw myself doing that. Now, though? I mean, I have a joint custody arrangement with my ex that outlines a forfeiture of custody if a parent moves more than 100 miles away, but when my kiddo hits college, I can’t see any reason for me to stay here.

So let me get this straight....if I’m reading the sarcasm correctly, I’m supposed to conform to the predominant mindset around here, and shun the rest of the world outside of this region, or I’m the closed-minded one? Despite the fact that I’ve fully accepted the willingness of others to cherish their ignorance and…

Paltrow isn’t so much ‘human’ as she is the corporeal form of artisanal consumables, a sense of refinement, and self-importance.

As I’ve said many times before, I’m from the south, and have never lived anywhere else. As a southern liberal, I’m part of a tiny minority, and I long ago gave up hope that the region would be joining the rest of the world any fucking time soon. Because this place is populated by people who believe the hype. They…

Well, see, the suspension was.....necessary........because...........well, that thing he said, you see. It was........was it bad? I don’t remember. I’m pretty sure it was bad. It had to be, right? Maybe?

Pictured: the actual briefing.

God, just be honest and say something along the lines of ‘Takes too much work’ or ‘Doing something new would require actual creative, original thought’, or even ‘Don’t want to risk it’ and stop with the stupid excuses. That is, if you’re just not going to make the changes in the first place...

I read the book, and noticed early on that any attempt at ‘story’ was basically just an excuse to make references to ‘cool’ stuff that we used to like, and letting Spielberg and his easy black/white way of seeing the world handle the movie seems about right. It’ll be a relaxing, stress-free series of scenes where…

Oh, it’s disgusting, sure, but since he can’t, in good taste, express his glee, he says nothing. If he said anything but that, then he’d undercut the message that got him where he is today. He wouldn’t care so much about losing face with his fans (whom he detests), but he’d REALLY care about making himself look like…