Teachers aren’t famous millionaire stand up comedians. 

Well aside from calling James Whitbrook a ‘journalist’ it looks pretty accurate to me. 

True. Ironically, every fucking thing David Chapelle ever did is in my ‘Trending Now’ queue.

I feel like this is looking for something to be hyper critical about. It’s the fucking THEME of Cowboy Bebop.

I mean he’s been working on it for four decades? That’s a lot of time and effort to put into something you don’t care about.

No, Riddler in the Arkham games was just fucking Jigsaw. 

My first thought is, ‘Why aren’t they shooting him in the face?’

If Netflix pulled Chapelle’s content it would not be a violation of his, or anyone else’s free speech. Netflix is a corporation that provides a service and is is their right to host/remove whatever they chose from that service. You using their service is consenting to them curating what you watch on their service.

Ignore this. 

100%. Ridlet scott pulled the teeth from this franchise with his two dumb prequel films by demystifying evenrything, ensuring that there will never be a good Alien film again.

‘Cyberpunk’ is a hot buzzword right now I guess.

Yeah, this reeks of AstroTurf. 

Well, I don’t get paid to write professionally, so its not a conundrum I face, but I can tell when someone isn’t worth the paper their paycheck is written on.

Pot calling the kettle black.

This headline would have been fresh and timely 6 years ago.

Eh. ‘Nob’ is slang for ‘cock’ in many parts of the world. Goblin sounds similar to gobbling. So its a pun for cocksucker. 

I would have removed whoever was writing them. 

I mean... if you came back five years later and the love of your life had moved on, got married and had kids... That’s a pretty steep cost. And statistically that would have happened to a lot of people.

I’m gonna add this to the pile:

Its pure garbage. It somehow manages to be a worse Star Wars than Rise of Skywalker.