Did you act alone?

The last Crosby to make a duo on The Road was also full of Hope.

Good ending. A good game would have been a 700 point Dallas loss with Jurrah crying. But I’ll take what I can get.

While Rep. Lewis was literally putting his body on the line for Civil Rights, this man-child was busy dodging the draft any way he could.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

There is a simple solution to this problem. Learn the Imperial March from Star Wars (ie Darth Vader’s music) Play it the entire length of the parade route.

Trump Supporters = 1, The Rest Of Us = 0.

Who gets killed so we can provide government services? Lots of people die for lack of services, I’m no commie, but police, roads, infrastructure military are all services I couldn’t do without.

The Jeff Arnold Holtzclaw piece deserves its own category. It is the man amongst boys of bad sportswritering.

Exactly. Jalopnik shouldn’t be calling the shots for their page, JimmySage should! JimmySage knows what Jalopnik is all about, because JimmySage is the heart and soul of the Jalopnik community. JimmySage is the voice of the people, and he has spoken!

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Brock Turner? I mean, six months... yeah, he got away with it.

Aaron Persky.

One in hole!

Ayo, fam, if they want to be us, then they’ve got to go through the intiation. The initiation? A few hundred years of chattel slavery, and another hundred years of de jure and defacto second-class citizenship.

That and they want to kick (((the Jooz))) out of a town called Whitefish?

No one gonna point out the white supremist saying “Ayo-it’s that time, fam”?

Somehow I’d completely forgotten that Trump was Ivy League. With that being said, it’s pretty much an open secret that the Ivies are happy to accommodate all sorts of mediocre talent from schmancy prep schools (or in this case, military schools) as long as the parents are willing to shell out for full tuition and a…