Take it easy.

That’s every ballpark.

Our *nix sysadmin crew, though, isn’t too keen on the whole getting #rooted part...

You could have watched the games on TV, invested that money in GOOG or AAPL, and bought the team by now (OK, not really).

Actually, locality hatred throughout my life has been more regional or municipal. In Philly, we hated Boston and New York, but between the two, we sided with NYC. Now that I’m in NorCal, we can’t stand LA, but would pick it over most Texas towns, except maybe Austin.

Eastern Pennsylvania: New York

He’s not a reporter, you dolt.

Waaaaaahhh!!!! Did the scawy bwack man hurt your wittle feelings?

Well, first and foremost, fuck this guy sideways and upside down for using a pregnant woman as a human shield.

My father is religious (Baptist preacher) and my mother was more 70's hippyish, but she took us to a United Methodist church for a while.

Excellent point.

I agree. Fighting prejudice (real or percieved) in one area is not going to be helped by perpetuating stereotypes of another (also, I DO NOT have issues with microbrews).

It was always the ‘79 Pittsburgh Pirates anthem to me.

They’re just really quiet and gentle.

In Soviet Russia, pot smoke YOU!

It is a very punchable face, indeed.

We should all mail copies of the Constitution to these chucklefucks. At least the First Goddam Amendment.

You know, now that he lives there, it’s totally appropriate that whitehouse.com is a porn site. Wonder what’s under the Watersports tab.

dammit, I should have read your post before posting.