the ideal beginner vehicle is a 2013 cl600

Chevy Trax is up there with the most pathetic modern car. 

Manual, brown, turbo diesel wagon... did I get it right?

Minivan. The answer to most people’s real needs is minivan. The rest; Kia Soul EV.

Can I get a pass if my G Wagen tastes are either V12 or mil-surp?  The (4x4)^2 gets a pass “because portals”.

So true. I cannot believe that the Trax exists. Ditto the Ford EcoSport. I thought “EcoSport” was a Ford engine name until they gave me one as a rental.

that has to be a joke.  isn’t it literally the slowest moving car in american dealerships?

They think the Mercedes G Wagon is the ultimate vehicle when we all know which car is always the answer

Hopefully she’s sterile. Faulty genetic lines like that should end ASAP.

Funny you say that because a young lady mentioned that exact car as one she desired.  I laughed at her, but she was dead serious.

The Superstar Racing Experience Car Looks Like A Ferrari F40 Super Late Model.

You do realize that there is all kinds of other races (started last week?) going on now and until the cup race?

Came for a hidden trampoline bed, leaving disappointed.

The #1 cause of fuel pumps being slow is that I’m already late to wherever I’m heading.

More like the Joke-R

the durango is a minivan with normal doors no matter what they want to call it. 

They pretended they couldn’t get a V8 into the Wrangler, but getting a V8 into the transverse bay of a Pacifica would be a real leap. 

Obligatory pic whenever someone suggests a Pacifica Hellcat:

“It’s got a manual transmission.”