Nothing I would love more than the wife asking me what the "launch control" button does on our new pacifica.

No joke. I want this. It would be the first time I would buy a vehicle brand new too. Someone down in FL did the swap from a focus st amd it was actually fairly simple as far as modern cars go.

2021 Dodge Durango Hellcat exists.  They say the electric Pacifica is pretty wild, for a minivan.

H/T - Opposite-Lock!

i was surprised that didn’t make the list. huge internet splash about 6 years ago. couldn’t get a table on a tuesday. my favorite is remembering where it is, across from the st. valentines day massacre.

Of course with solar power it’ll be a coldtub. Snark, snark, snark.

You’re welcome any time, bud.

As a solar installer myself, I will say that if you like the people who did your array and want them to keep their jobs and stay in business, you will take down the second photo in the article and then delete this comment here. The dude in yellow is not even wearing a harness, let alone clipped into an anchor. He’s…

Hi Mercedes, Brazilian here! My uncle actually owns one of these with the 6 cylinder MWM. The rear doors are fiberglass based on the crew cab F250 doors, but made to fit on the single cab chassis on which the “truckdan” is based on. Everything from the B pillar back is fiberglass.

Are we sure this isn’t a cross promotion with Paramount+?

Username checks out.

Came to Jalopnik to be entertained and was not disappointed.

It looks like the account that brought this to your attention is a furry account... Anything you wanna tell us?

Fear Inoculum....Gimme Opiate any day of the week or Aenima. Oopsie, wrong Tool. 

As a Transit Connect owner, this has been a long time dream of mine. Someone should do it!

you are no fun at all.

The miscalculated screw jump at 2:37 is brilliant.

I can barely change my brake pads without horribly messing something up unless I’m super focused. I can’t imagine stopping every minute to get myself out of the frame and take a picture.

Yeah, yeah, tell that to the “bUt It”ll TiP OvEr” and “We MiGhT LeT A mOrE MoDeRN VaN” rapscallions that have never let my flock near a track or an autocross.

Meanwhile me, using public roads as my racetrack as a result:

Honestly, I’m alright with this. My only complaint about modern minivans is they have been too bubbly and swooshy, and maybe this accounts for their perception in the public eye. More usable volume inside while you’re at it since instead of rounded surfaces you gain more corners.