The point here is not even the car, just the wastefulness of it all. We live in a world where people are failing to cover basic expenses, and here’s this guy destroying an expensive car with an even more expensive amount of duct tape for 12 seconds of video content.

“Admit it, we’ve all wanted to do something like this.”

Absolutely no part of me has ever wanted anything at all like this. I detest mindless and pointless destruction.

Admit it, we’ve all wanted to do something like this.

Why be upset at all. Even in a McClaren, all he did was raise the value of every other one left. Sure, his is gone, but who would really want to buy a super/hyper car that an influencer owned. They treat their cars like garbage.

Jimmy? Is that you?

“Your father’s wrong. You weren’t adopted.”

Sounds like you faced beans and consequences.

Agreed, but that’s also kinda on them. Only get one chance to make a first impression and they know that. Major misstep.

Driving my non-lifted, stock-tire-sized 1997 GMC 1500 long bed, two tone Silver on dark red with matching dark red interior:

I’m convinced you could put lake pipes on a Yugo and it would STILL make me happy

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This was neat, and definitely a learning experience.

This is the best Jalop story I have read in ages! Love that you not only revived this doomed car, but were able to race it. Looking forward to more updates!

They may have had to stop the carwash. I’m assuming she either

Probably my favorite thing about being married with a kid is how it broke me free of the obsession with being “cool”. People are too worried they will look lame in a minivan. Fuck that. I am lame and IDGAF. I’d rock a minivan if they were available electric. I only have 1 kid, but a van is like a driving swiss army…

I don’t want to get between two dogs circling a bone in the backyard, but I will point out that the marketing teams for Ford and Tesla must be feeling pretty good. “We got em talking!” 

I think the other person kinda gets it.

exactly, and the answer to that statement is: “ really, that is none of your business, and this is to let you know that I am recording this interaction”!

‘Cop says “You don’t look like you should be driving around in something like this” Whatever the hell that means.’