At this point of globalization, you would think planes would be better designed for holding companion/service animals? But airlines love breaking wheelchairs for the disabled, and unless you yourself and all of your rowmates are size 6 or under, and 5’10 or shorter, lmao good luck air travel is the fucking worst

Strategizing the various ways to use “Bad Medicine” as an attack against Republican healthcare plans?

Maybe he’s tired of all the running and is asking them to lobby the next President for a pardon.

He’s the guy that wore a polo, with his college’s logo on it, tucked in to his khaki shorts, and wore penny loafers.

If I had any money to invest I’d sink it all into pearl futures, because I have a feeling the amount of Republicans who are going to be clutching them over Underwood’s (totally accurate) comment is going to be through the roof.

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

RIP Snuffalupagus you will be missed!

His character in Scream Queens is what makes that show

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

This man is definitely a Bug wearing an Edgar Suit

In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

No, you don’t understand. The bootstraps trickle down if you stop stealing from the job creators like an illegal immigrant gang member.

None of the people I’ve ever heard call Jane Fonda “Hanoi Jane” were veterans.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response.

There can only be one.

They’re already boycotting the half-time show and trying to launch another Holocaust.

The both have the faces of men who fall asleep during blow jobs....men who lift one asscheek to fart.

THIS. I remember watching boys harass each other, eat glue, chant Ice Ice Baby, and any number of things that I recognized were stupid.