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Hypotenus Love Triangle
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Who the fuck are these people?

SURPRISE! 

Is this the title of the new Spinal Tap album?

Christ. You can see the terror in her eyes. And also the resignation of “Jesus, not this shit again...”

Unpopular counterpoint: She didn’t pull it off.

Oh. Mai. Gawd. This tracker site is amazing. Almost as good as the Jenny McCarthy Body Count site (that isn’t being updated anymore).

There’s a bunch of new techniques in transplanting hair. Not the same as the nasty hairplugs of the 90s. Just read aobut this stuff yesterday. https://programminginsider.com/modern-hair-transplant-techniques/

-“I would take it seriously if it came from Trump, because Trump cares about American lives,”

I like the concept and would totally use it if it weren’t so big, cumbersome, and expensive. Also, the silicon bands make my wrist break out in rashes. Need the breathable sport bands.

Strange. I just call us white people. This list made me spit coffee onto my computer screen, so, thanks for that.

dafuq is wrong with you shippers? He’s 39, practically 40. She’s 26. She doesn’t even fit the equations. Half your age + 7. Pervs.

The thing that annoys me the most about this foto is the fact that he’s put a capo on the first fret and he’s JUST STRUMMING A FUCKING BARRE CHORD!!!

Thank God. The character design of Peter in PS4 gave me nightmares.

fucking pigs. If cops hadn’t paralyzed an innocent man in the back by shooting him 7x, protesters wouldn’t have been out protesters and breaking curfew. This is all on the cops.

I’m a dude... I’ve got a penis... I couldn’t fathom EVER doing this to someone from work.... or anywhere else for that matter. I’m just... dumbfounded by this behavior. And its constant over there at Fox News. WTF? Where do they find these people?

They cut right before they ran into the Mooninites. Typical.

He’ll get his job back. Ugh.

Regarding #8, spontaneous human combustion, I’ve seen a couple shows that describe the phenomenon and boil it down to old folks who are sedentary and have a lot fat on their bodies... not like obese but just like, no muscle tone, like skinny-fat type stuff, you know... the kind of skinny people that look like a

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Seriously. I don’t know why you keep pulling this shit. Best Chris is ALWAYS Chris Klein!