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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

Stick around. There’s still time for comeback. It’s a longshot, I grant you. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a Cinderella story.

ANTIFA should just rename itself to Very Fine People.

You’d think all these stepmoms/stepsiblings would be able to keep performing under quarantine.

“You can keep performing, the hand can stay inside the butthole.”

get her ass 

Um those AREN’T “space horses” they are a species called Orbaks native to the desert planet of Pasaana and we have no idea of their biology. Also the fleet appears to be at a low altitude jump point since they are relying on transponder towers to guide them out of the gravity wells surrounding Exogul.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

At this point of globalization, you would think planes would be better designed for holding companion/service animals? But airlines love breaking wheelchairs for the disabled, and unless you yourself and all of your rowmates are size 6 or under, and 5’10 or shorter, lmao good luck air travel is the fucking worst

Strategizing the various ways to use “Bad Medicine” as an attack against Republican healthcare plans?

Maybe he’s tired of all the running and is asking them to lobby the next President for a pardon.

He’s the guy that wore a polo, with his college’s logo on it, tucked in to his khaki shorts, and wore penny loafers.

If I had any money to invest I’d sink it all into pearl futures, because I have a feeling the amount of Republicans who are going to be clutching them over Underwood’s (totally accurate) comment is going to be through the roof.

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

RIP Snuffalupagus you will be missed!

His character in Scream Queens is what makes that show