Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

This man is definitely a Bug wearing an Edgar Suit

In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!

No, you don’t understand. The bootstraps trickle down if you stop stealing from the job creators like an illegal immigrant gang member.

None of the people I’ve ever heard call Jane Fonda “Hanoi Jane” were veterans.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

If you have already been sexually active... vaccine may provide some benefit to stimulate an immune response.

There can only be one.

They’re already boycotting the half-time show and trying to launch another Holocaust.

The both have the faces of men who fall asleep during blow jobs....men who lift one asscheek to fart.

THIS. I remember watching boys harass each other, eat glue, chant Ice Ice Baby, and any number of things that I recognized were stupid.

tHiS aPe WiLl AtTeSt

As a boy with Ivy League advanced degrees, I can honestly say that slamming into your friends like apes on the playground was really fucking fun.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

“One of them came back down after a meeting, and the makeup on her nose and chin was gone.”

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

I think it’s obviously implied to be sucking his own dick.

He does have a shit-eating grin