People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

“One of them came back down after a meeting, and the makeup on her nose and chin was gone.”

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

I think it’s obviously implied to be sucking his own dick.

He does have a shit-eating grin

MOUTH SHUCK MY GIGGLE OYSTER

This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.