ROBOT JOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hardly horror.

This shit should be taught in 5th grade Sex Ed in Public School and stated as mandatory. Just apply the Golden Rule to it... Nothing to do with showers, unless, well, if you’re into that. Also, that there is no shame in letting the dude play the back nine and the pain is only temporary.

WHAT THE FUCK!!?!??! THIS IS GONNA BE THE WORST SPIDERMAN EVER!

Calvin? really? I would have named it Alien McDroopykins or something cool like that.

Wow. Lame article, bro. “Break a leg” is a perfomance term for good luck. And considering that thing happened like... 50 years ago... pretty sure she’s over it and understands the meaning. Also... this :

So, is that extra increase in pheomelanin also the cause for redheads’ famous bad tempers or the fact that they have no souls?

Yet we still can’t find Planet X? Gimme a break.

Reminds me the of the hilarious SNL video from this weekend. Only... you know... awful and not funny.

Hardly the best and brightest.

FAKE!

Just use a microwave. Jeez.

Trump is gonna force them all back on to Coal.

Is it just me or does Woody Harrelson creep anyone else the fuck out?

Yeah, I ‘member. ‘Member Toto?

Considering that Coal Mining KILLS THE GOD DAMN COAL MINERS, I dunno why regulating it is such a bad thing.

or that neck.

BAHAHAHAHAHA you think a Trump supporter can rationalize. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, you are hosting it, but you don’t own it. And as a host etiquite dicktates you treat your guest with the utmost respect and do whatever the guest wants to do.

Its “to keep us safe”, they said. Its “to stop terroists from entering the country”, they said as they burned the constitution all the while paying Nicolas Cage to steal the Second Amendment to keep it safe.

da fuq is he wearing?