Those mormons, man!

So she’s a woman... and a republican... Her brain doesn’t work good. Its like, all of a sudden she’s just realized the GOP hates women. Especially those who are not white and look like the anchors on Fox News.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA fall asleep during bjs.

That time she boned Batman.

God damnit! Now the Moon is stealing from us too? Its time to blow up the moon!

Or you could just use a Lithium chemistry that’s already an industry standard that DOESN’T have a tendency to burst into flames... LiFePO4.

Fuck the TSA. There. I said it.

How is it that the GOP has managed to get so many idiots to vote against their own self-interest? Its mind boggling.

http://gph.is/2cfnlso

Its a fair point to make if you divorce yourself from compassion and reality and instead try to take it on as just a purely intellectual logic experiment. I’ve thought about it many a times.

God did it.

WHY THE HELL WAS THE CAR LEFT UNLOCKED WITH THE KEYS INSIDE?!?!?!?!?! THIS PERSON DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR CAR STOLEN!

Just wait until the black oil thaws out!

You bring up witches in cinema and there’s not ONE FUCKING MENTION OF TEEN WITCH!?!?!?!?

Speak for yourself. Fear it. FEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite was “Superman’s mom’s name is “Martha”!

Thank the Lord PornHub hasn’t been shut down. God forbid.

This... soo... fucking..... awful....

TERRIBLE!!! Vocals sound like EVERY other pop girl song. If I didn’t know it was Hailee, I would have thought it was.... Miley? Rihanna? That girl that does the all about that bass thing. No thanks.

Is this the same collision that created the moon?