Only works in neonates is the trick. The reflexes this relies on tend to extinguish by 3 months, 6 at the latest.

Well.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

Sicilian’s don’t get into trees and they sure as hell don’t drive when it’s flooding. They do send their husband out to get milk when it’s flooding.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

And so a plan begins to formulate in our minds...

As if this could get any worse. I almost threw my laptop out the window last night after reading Czech people commenting online that there’s an international media bias against them and that they’re not bad people, really, they just don’t want all these non-Christian brown people coming and taking their jobs. Their…

I think we have to accept the fact that a large portion of the population is hateful and stupid.

I totally see your point, but under current circumstances I think it does bear repeating. What I mean is, considering the huge push to defund PP clinics everywhere - much of which is working - we need to remind the general public that what they are really defunding are clinics that provide much-needed, everyday health…

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

This has got to just be A-level trolling, I don’t want to believe those are actual opinions a sentient person can have.

I’m impressed. I am so very impressed with President Obama’s lame duck years. He is absolutely killing it.

If you don’t mind me asking, from a former Republican voter to a current one..... Why are you still a Republican voter? Every policy that they ever had that I agreed with (balanced budgets, humble foreign policy, education, etc) has been discarded for the batshitcrazy nonsense that you hear about on TV today: more…