I don’t.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

That is a stunning visual. Thank you.

It’s way dramatic. She’s likely leaked many hundres times that amount down her shower drain or into a breast pad. I’d be more pissed off over the money.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

That’s not true. There were a whole array of cool Japanese made cell phones between 2001 and 2007ish. I know cos I owned them! Then the iPhone blew up, caught Japanese makers off guard, and ate their lunch. It’s possible, but it’s just been hard for Microsoft to make a compelling case in Japan that the Xbox, 360, and…

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

The problem here is not feminism. It’s the rather new university atmosphere of caked-on “fear” rearing its ugly head. Instead of engaging others’ arguments, many people in the current collegiate generation have decided that claiming one has been placed in an “unsafe” environment by the “offending” ideas is a more…

“symbolically incoherent” is a phrase that a lot of college students need to have in their head when they plan their activism, just saying.

What bums me out most about this is that the question of consent laws, “spheres of victimhood” and the worry about infantilization is SUCH an important and interesting one (and…

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

And fuck all the local football leagues, like the English FA and the Dutch KNVB for being sad cunts who don’t have the balls to step away from the FIFA and this tournament.

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”