Legitimately the grossest experience of my life.

Seriously. If I’d known breast milk was so valuable as a “keepsake” I wouldn’t have hand-expressed several thousand dollars worth into that nasty port-a-potty just to relieve some of the pressure, that time I spent all afternoon and evening at a concert when my twins were 10 months old.

So they bought Hummers? On purpose? Like, nobody forced them to sign the dealer papers at gunpoint?

Thank you for the reply, but I think the OP means filtering by what is truly host-to-host private land vs. already accessible public parks, not the method of booking you mention in the reply.

I was just about to post the same comment.

I am on Team No One here. ALL of these people are ridiculous - what is the point of Facebook groups mocking other people?

How about, you know, just talking to your neighbor before hauling out the ol’ firearms?

I am not sure I agree. After hunger and lust, shame is one of the most powerful human motivators there is. It’s a powerful cultural force.

You are right. I stand corrected.

Well, it could be banned as hate speech, the way Nazi symbols are. I think we have a ways to go before that legislation is even proposed, let alone passed.

I see what you are saying, but I don’t think you are likely to get much sympathy for the feelings of racist white Southerners on the boards of Gawker.

You don’t see US flags on the steps of Parliament either.

The USSC just ruled that states have the ability to limit speech (and specifically about the Confederate flag) on license plates. This does not seem like much of a stretch to me.

*sniff*

*Ahem, young’un. It may not be the first in my lifetime, but I am pretty damn excited about it.

There ARE $250 acid wash jorts? Who is the real criminal here?

This is all for a game where men kick a black and white ball around, right?

This. And please direct some of your outrage to all the Westerners who shell out hundreds of dollars for tickets to events like this, which perpetuates the whole charade.

Because hitting 90 would totally happen all the time on the clogged, smog-filled, pot-holed nightmare that is the 405 freeway.