Deadspin: We Actually Don’t Know Shit About Even Our Favorite Sports Teams

I find the word to be offensive. I don’t even want to see or hear it.

It says a lot to me that the majority of people upset by this seem more concerned with the possibility of losing money through loss of revenues than any social concerns

Funny enough, I was with a few giants fans and not even 10 seconds after this fantastic catch happened, all I heard about was how this catch has nothing on the David Tyree catch in the super bowl.

it’s packers seahawks man. the refs just can’t help themselves.

Maybe the same amount John Mara gave to Lisa Friel and Roger Goodell.

FIFTEEN POINTS, little man....

Tbf Hernandez preemptively suspended himself

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

I think so!

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Fun fact; if they win 15 in a row, everyone in Cleveland who bought windows in July from some company will get their money refunded. Seemed like a fail-safe promotion, now that company has to be worried unless they took out insurance.

as a pats fan who was internally dying for half that game...

Please say you rolled in the next day looking like Garth covered in all the Reebok gear, asking if anyone watched the big game?

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

He’s right—no Bigfoot bones have ever been found. But no one ever found those hookers that Craig James killed either—but that doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. Actually, that might mean that Craig James killed Bigfoot, too...

I was thinking this would make a good bot, anytime there’s an article about the NFL and punishment, it tweets “I trust the NFL to make the right decision and mete out whatever discipline is warranted by their investigation.” but then I realized that would just be almost every NFL beat writer’s twitter.

I would. Gladly. Instead of having it owned by a Mike Brown or Bud Adams. In a minute I would. It would be my team, not some obscene decrepit plutocrat’s. And if you want to stand on the sidelines, save $500 and worship Jerry Jones, fill your boots.

Mickey, you’re a snarky ignorance fleshbot whose purpose in design is to miss the point on things. You’re not the first and not the last to point out that the Packers stock isn’t really quite stock, that it’s a mere fun purchase like a vanity plate you can snap your suspenders at. Everyone understands this.