Somewhere, Tim is pressing the button under his desk.

Remember when Martellus Bennett blatantly lied about the Packers training staff? His brother is a scumbag too.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

“The First Impressions for _______ ______ Are Overwhlemingly Good”.

KD’s heel turn doesn’t seem to be going very well, despite the ring.

You know, if they’re looking for a lawyer with a long history of very thoroughly investigating sexual misconduct, I know one who is looking for work ...

Ohio State blog Eleven Warriors bet against former Deadspin contributor Clay Travis’s college football picks, excluding Buckeyes games, for the entire season and made a 14 percent profit. Add it to the mountain of evidence that former Deadspin contributor Clay Travis knows nothing and talks out of his ass. [Eleven…

The thing about Flacco that sticks with me the most is that one WYTS letter where the writer angrily mentioned seeing him with brown socks, tan dress shoes and a black suit.

HitchBOT was a literal pile of trash that got what it deserved

The show never makes a strong case that Stannis would kill his daughter, considering that show Stannis hews pretty closely to book Stannis.  It was only done to streamline the storyline and shock the viewers.  That’s it.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

Not that silly. Kanter stuck up for a teammate.

This shit still bothers me.

We haven’t quite hit the Yuuzhan Vong yet, but give ‘em enough rope…

You know you’re in dire straights when rehiring Lane Kiffin looks like a good move.

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

No, they really believe it. As Pareene perspicaciously pointed out, Republicans used to sell magic elixirs to the public, but in doing so, they raised a new generation of Republican officeholders stupid enough to actually believe the bullshit that the Republican leaders of the past at least understood was bullshit in…

This team, its owners, its general manager, and its coach can all fuck directly off. I hope the team plane is just slowly nudged into the swamp in Newark.

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.

Andrew Luck’s not coming back is he?