Don’t worry, this year they will magically make it to the Superbowl and win it all, because it’s in Minnesota. It’s all written down.

Ha! If McCarthy could he would. Year after year they’re too small on defense. Capers response? Bunch of small white dudes and a secondary that covers as well as a wet paper towel.

I kinda love how people single out the Cowboys for signing or drafting asshole players as if half the roster of every other team in the league isn’t made up of the same kind of asshole.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

I am shocked — SHOCKED, I say — that Roger Goodell so utterly bungled this. Considering his track record with this kind of thing, you’d expect him to have swiftly and efficiently uncovered the full, unvarnished truth and delivered a carefully considered, thoughtful punishment based on the purest intentions of a good…

This is a tempting theory, but come on. Goodell’s not that smart.

I don’t think they are that sophisticated, I’d go with Hanlon’s razor on this one and they are just incompetent.

I honestly can’t think of how the Pats article is going to go. What’s the angle that makes it funny without being bitter? I think it’s going to focus on easy targets like the lower rungs of Pats fandom and Brady’s nutritionist / guru.