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The sheer lack of fucks Al Michaels gives these days is breathtaking. Between this and his constant allusions to all the gambling he does, I almost wonder if he’s daring NBC to fire him.

Do I dare say that the Dedskins are... fun? I actually find them fun to watch this year. The offense is still good and the defense plays with a lot of energy. I kind of hope they win the division, because fuck the Eagles now and forever.

I’m still making up my mind if I like the aspects of the NBA you mention. On the downside, the individuality and expressiveness that players are afforded can manifest itself in really grating ways, with Kevin Durant’s recent behavior on social media a prime example. Sure, everybody can express themselves in ways that…

As a Cowboys fan I’m disappointed not to see Jason Garrett’s name under “Fire This Asshole!”. The disappointment is twofold: I’m sad that you don’t think Garrett is worthy of firing, and I’m also sad that even if he deserves to be fired after this season, he probably won’t be. Fucking Jerry.

So, wait, this is up, but nothing about the Yankees in the ALCS? Wow, I guess we know the terrible biases that cripple this site. You fuckers care way too much about basketball, way too little about baseball, and probably about enough about football. Also, soccer, I guess.

This whole episode is like a How To Manual for ruining your life.

It’s worth reflecting on the fact that this site’s owners, editors, reporters, and commenters really do not reflect the opinions of the vast majority of the people in these United States. Let’s not fuck around about this. It’s like Twitter: we’re all a big echo chamber here. Nothing we say or do matters.

Well, fuck. So much for World Cup ratings here in America.

I want to strangle Garrett for calling that pass play inside the ten. What was he thinking?

It would be if it were fake.

This article is exactly what I needed to read after spending all day studying Coleridge. It’s nice to see someone else out there who isn’t buying Kapur’s shit.

Isn’t this kind of the dark side of “je ne sais quois”? Dwight just has a certain something about him that makes him loathsome.

I really hope Wentz fills the “delightful redneck white boy” space that’s been vacant since Jared Allen retired.

I really feel like Deadspin has not spent as much time as it should dwelling on how incredibly pathetic all this is. KD had multiple fake Twitter accounts and a fake Instagram account specifically to snipe at his haters, even if they were just random yahoos with egg avatars. KD is also a multimillionaire, an NBA…

Oh, that’s IT? That’s all? Come the fuck on. Durant has now been proved to have multiple fake Twitter accounts AND a fake Instagram account. He’s so thin-skinned and pathetic that he has to make multiple accounts across multiple social media platforms to praise himself and put down the people he doesn’t like. He…

My desire to see Jemele Hill vindicated is battling hard against my desire to see ESPN, whom I hate, squirm like a worm on a hook.

Of course it’s the fucking Vikings who do this.

The Colts are secretly one of the worst-run organizations in football. They’ve just managed to luck into two back-to-back generational quarterback talents to cover it all up.

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.