God I can’t wait for the self-righteous Kinja comments about no longer watching the NFL. They’ve already started and there’s more to come, and they’re just the best thing ever. Such a fantastic mix of smugness and self-importance, I could bottle it and age it in a cellar.

You know what, Magary? This sucked. These have all sucked.

Am I the only one who’s just really confused about all this, at this point?

Look! Look! He’s made you fucking mad! You’ve gotten mad online! I think that makes him a success and you a failure.

I’m all in favor of standing against corruption and chickenshittery, but you’re probably going to have to stop watching sports period if you really don’t want to support either of those at all.

I am ASTOUNDED there is not a post up about Texas losing by multiple scores to Maryland. I assumed you guys couldn’t resist that kind of schadenfreude.

As someone who’s both a practicing Catholic and an active Cowboys fan, I suppose I can in fact see the similarity.

Never, ever forget:

My least favorite part of stories like this is the hangers-on who come out of the woodwork and give themselves a hearty pat on the back for no longer watching football. Feel like it cheapens the virtue of the initial act.