le sigh...

You’re da asshole. Go through the expansion process if you want a team. #SaveTheCrew

In a short tournament like this any goalie can get hot and lose to Canada in the final.

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

May the Ryan bros. coach the Bills for a thousand years.

I’m guessing he was boning Roger Goodell’s wife.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

The absolute highlight of my sad life was when Kid Rock was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, and read a tweet I had written about him.

Bullet successfully removed.

so basically you’re saying: “addition by subtraction.”

My ex-wife went to this concert.

A good start:

Spiller’s contract now heads to the expensive graveyard of botched Saints moves

The team name down the pant leg looks stupid. That is all.

Except AJ Green “got lucky” all ten times he got the ball thrown his way while matched with Revis.