Oh God, I really didn’t want to read your statement.

That must be one helluva profession they had last year.

I’m thinking this may be the USA’s year in hockey.

Thursday afternoon drinking, there's nothing like it.

I’m so excited to agree with my mutual hatred of football neologisms I skipped the rest of Drew’s article. That fucking shit sounds like marketing bullshit and I have a Hunter S. Thompson like aversion to salesman and marketers. Yesterday I saw a video clip about the top 5 defensive lines in College football and heard…

Isn't this the same asshole that proudly flies a rag of treason at his concerts.

Hey, ICP provides an outlet and community for people that need all the help they can get yet our overwhelmed mental health system cannot support.

And they were beat by a team named after the Chippewa tribe. This is so delicious I just know I'm going to end up in the ER with Diabetic shock.

I bet he's the king of pull ups.

Why'd they blab about them telegraphing passes? Shit, I would more likely to tell them my sexual desires than tell anyone about a juicy advantage I have over a inter division opponent.

In Trent’s defense, Ayn Rand followers can be kind of scary and deadly.

Did MSU adopt Milton Friedman economist from the University of Chicago?

Snyder wants to save him for the douchebag bowl between Snyder and JJ’s team.

This is why I like to listen to games on radio.

That would be a first, and extremely surprising considering North Carolina’s history.

Depends upon the position. Jon Runyan used to get grief for blocking Michael Strahan, but Jon did well against Strahan, but to a mouth breathing New Yorker “HE’S GAWBAGE!” Then again New York City people don't know shit about football.

If you had week two in the RGIII injured reserve pool, you win the pool.

He knew what he was doing, making millions of good and decent Americans happy on a date of national tragedy. Even the first responders that are sick or dead where having a good laugh.

The Cowboys and both, football and baseball Cardinals, lost yesterday. Eat all of the shit, Lietch.

Revis Island was a vacation destination yesterday, with all you could eat toast buffet.