If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Not now, let me become overly optimistic first, then kick the chair from under me.

Of the River is sending ESPN analytics up the river.

When I was a teenager in the late 1990's I thought Jack Tatum was in the Hall of Fame. I found out later that he wasn’t because of the Darryl Stingley hit. I think the man is now stuck in a purgatory of being one of the greats but not being in the hall of fame because of the consequences of what we demanded from him.

That play should not have taken place. I'm sure T. Boone Pickens already has the contracts put out on the referees head.

The grand daddy of all liberal bloggers, Bartcop, used to call Oklahoma “K-drag.”

Clemson is in South Carolina, might as well be consistent.

Win.

Overheard from the CMU ad: “Thank you for the money and the win.”

“Pitt had played into Penn State’s hands. The Nittany Lions, anticipating a Marino air raid, frequently dropped eight defenders into coverage. Yet Marino kept throwing. And as the game started to get away, he continued trying to force the ball downfield.” So Marino developed those bad habits in college.

He’s wearing her letterman jacket?! That's way too much for me.

Yeah, but as a Die Roten supporter it would be hard for me to watch him play against us with Dortmund.

South bashing and Wall Street douchebag exposing in one article. What a day.

The simplest play in the book. Yet you never see it this day in age.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook lock of the week is a new favorite of mine.

God damn you, Jerry Jones. Thanks to that asshole and his bribing of assholes like Doug Gotlieb to sell his bullshit eyesore of a stadium. Now all new stadiums “need” to have roofs and look like cocaine inspired nightmares.

Fuck Dana White, if I was Mickey I would make this my walk up music.

I’m fairly certain the ESPN gig pays enough to keep him off of food stamps.

Too overt, it needs to be subtle.

The Mets do have more World Series wins since they were founded.