hyperbolehammer
Losantiville Rioter
hyperbolehammer

The Mets fan should continue to mock the Braves fan and refer to the Braves as the Cobb County Chokes.

That makes sense, I was always fascinated about this guy when I was a kid. I thought he was the world's fastest offensive tackle and they had him play linebacker. LOL!

I liked Karl Mecklenburg, but why in the feeling Minnesota fuck did he wear #77? I never understood that because he was a linebacker.

Harbaugh: “Well the body was cold so it wasn’t as egregious as everyone makes it out to be.”

I’m sure they could turn a quick profit on the three deep freezes filled with shrimp and lobster like Robert DeNiro’s character in Goodfellas. But what else were they going to steal, Rob’s clothes to make tents and shipping sails out of them.

That statue is why the French Revolution happened.

Poor Katie Nolan.

I’m sorry, I can't stop myself.

We're hoping they don't finish last.

It never gets easy.

No, everyone was mad because the Bush administration didn't do anything in terms of government aid for the Katrina disaster. Not photo ops giving out play doh.

Maybe convince your fellow LSU fans not send death threats to Les Miles and the rest of the team. Also remind them that Obama wasn't the POTUS during hurricane Katrina.

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To be fair he has to go back to Louisiana. I’m sure the drunken death threats have already been misspelled onto his Twitter feed. He’s terrified of going back to this.

God bless you, Daniel Tosh.

Cobb County Chokes.

One and the same.

No sense in me posting now. There's no way I will top this.

Fuck East Tennessee.

I’ve known about this Glenn Beck trained attack blonde for a year now from the Facebook friends I went to high school with in my backwards ass home town. They’re millinials but think they’re baby boomers because some of them work in real estate and blacks threaten to take away their way of life. I found out that some