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Losantiville Rioter
hyperbolehammer

I used to have respect for Paul Finebaum, after I watched him take calls after Ohio State beat Alabama. Because I saw Paul was trying to keep these people from killing each other. But now I watched him discuss the Hank junior fiasco with Bomani Jones, and now I think he’s gone full Judah P. Benjamin.

You forgot Political Correctness run amok and dog whistling. Especially the dog whistling, I’m expecting references to cat o’nine tail whips.

The next great crusade.

Oops, I just saw Indianapolis and went red.

Yeah, but he's thinking about taking up a paper route. The Batista loyalists in Florida REALLY shit the bed when they thrusted this asshole upon us.

Wow, Indianans being shitty to visitors, I’ve never heard this before. *sarcasm*

I noticed that today's WYTS is late. Is it because Magary felt a disturbance in the force that can only be treated with lutefisk and Nordic style rotgut.

Only $41,136 a year gross profit from 1 unit? I'm sure that disturbs Thomas Friedman enough that he might have to lecture us on how in cases like this the renter should honor jus primae noctis for their landlords.

I wonder if he has single malt or blended scotch. You know he has single barrel bourbon on that RV. I bet the day he quit he had one of those last straw moments when the intern stocked the bar with blended instead of the good stuff. Then he called it quits and spent the night talking about the good ol’ days when

Police unions are not helping the cause of unionization in this country.

Tony Stewert is pandering to his fan base. There's a reason you don't see many non-whites at NASCAR events.

No jury would convict him. It’s kinda like that guy from Cleveland that pissed on Art Modell’s grave. Yeah, Maryland really wanted him to stand trial, but they couldn't get a Judge to extradite from Ohio. Good times.

Man, that's a patient barber, if only Bayless would have asked for a straight razor shave.

Not anymore, the Michigan players have the added pressure of having to spend a year with Coach Crazy McDumbtweet.

Only at Ohio State do they schedule Michigan and Michigan State back to back.

I saw this stupid fucking meme today. Thank God for Facebook because it makes all of this easy.

I’m surprised that Trump waited till Monday. Did he have to spend all day Sunday repeating the speech until he finally gave an answer that didn’t have words like “mulato” in it?

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Now there’s only one thing left to do.

I was in Eaton, Ohio yesterday watching a poorly coached football team of 4 graders playing fundamentals free football while not trying to grind my teeth to dust as they played the same 12 kids on both sides of the ball in a blowout loss. During the game an idiot started screaming at a ref for not throwing a flag on a