You know the male bat set up that date not knowing that there was a game last night. On the other hand, maybe he set it up like that so he had bragging rights with his fellow bats.

Yeah, with this guy I’m leaning towards 5 finger death punch or Creed.

What Billionaire boomer idiot said that all new stadiums have to have roofs? Oh wait, it was JJ, never mind.

It's that faux Wussconsin personality trait.

Bad news folks, the Dak Prescott era begins now.

I guess he's in that manic stage of reefer madness.

Moderate Republicans these days are rarer than new cars on the lot that have manual transmissions.

I see Merril is worried that Zeke might infiltrate the NFL with Jazz and interracial dancing to name a few of the effects of marijuana madness.

Have you guys bought Magary's book yet, or does he still harass you guys at the office?

As a Bengals fan in the 2000s my highlight was when Roethlisberger wrecked his motorcycle when that woman hit him.

“Because a Troy Polamalu jersey tucked into jeans shorts with no belt, mid length plain white socks and white running shoes is considered perfectly acceptable attire 365 days a year in Pittsburgh.” Hey, let's leave New Balance out of this.

Well my 2016 preseason is finally whole, now that Drew has bashed my team. And any Steelers fan that calls the Bengals dirty is more hypocritical than a Baby Boomer calling someone else self absorbed. Fuck the entire Steelers organization with a river barge.

Beat me to it.

He's a Mormon?! Now you tell me after all the missed opportunities to heckle him over magic underwear.

Hey, at least Stephen can play in there also.

Cardale Jones is the people’s QB; no consistent control, but a velocity that reminds us of Rick “Wildthing” Vaughn.

Is it too late to trade him for draft picks or will just give them more people to screw over.

Remember fellas, in Australia there's no rule 6. https://youtu.be/_f_p0CgPeyA

Am I the only one that noticed the default skin color for Ole Miss is white?