One part of me would admire this behavior if it wasn't for the fact that this guy is a rich kid.

Maybe this will inspire System Of A Down to record a hit song in this decade.

Really, is English organized crime this desperate? Fly in some guys from Napoli and show them how it's done.

Skyline chili is the largest contribution Hellenic immigrants gave to Cincinnati. Also there are better brands like Fort Washington and Gold Star. Oddly enough though there are not many Greek people in and around the ‘Nati anymore. So there might be a link.

I am not from a “sexy” part of the world where we have swinger parties. Mainly because no one wants to see fat German people and morbidly obese ScotsIrish people square off and get down. So for me when is used as an inquisitive verb it refers to drugs.

Why is it that Stuart Scott and John Saunders die young? Does this mean Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd, and Skip Bayless are going to live long like Leni Riefenstahl?

One of my best retorts in life was when I was doing hole watch for a confined space job on an industrial job site. The guys inside the confined space were harassing me with personal questions to annoy me; unbeknownst to them I ate a plate of chorizo con pollo y huevos that didn't agree with me the next day. Anyway I…

Did a majority of the Philly faithful even notice Vilanova won the national championship or were they too busy stewing over that choke job they had in the last decade against the Bucaneers in NFC championship.

Run for your life.

Kirby Smart is why this team will continue not to bring home titles as the mouth breathing SEC loser faithful will feel unfulfilled. Much to my delight.

Of course this asshole did this in a mega-church, those places are magnets for assholes.

That is the most iconic hype song of my generation. That means Death is coming for your ass.

Outstanding!

While we're at it, why not play it on an actual grass field.

At least they caught it in time.

Well, this points to the reason why: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/37906…

What is it with “Senior week” on Deadspin?

We deserve that hate, but Steelers players were celebrating it.

The Reds have been “boning” it since Dusty Baker choked in the playoffs against the Giants.