Sevens rugby?! Lame.

So West Virginia will have a MLB team?

The ownership of this team should feel ashamed of themselves, but they are incapable of feeling shame. I think Joey Bosa should ask for a trade if they won't pay the man. Pay the man, or trade him to someone who will.

Nouveau riche?

I guess you can screw up a field turf field. Take that Drew Magary.

The Olympics will one day cause an international revolution, but calls by Jim Ross will always be great.

The true Hit King is from Cincinnati. Come on man, don't take this from us, it's probably all we have.

You win.

The Paralympics must not be run by a group of greedy baby boomers.

I don't know what is worse: basketball in August, FGCU having to finish a game with 3 players, or a pro team still couldn't beat them?

Is he still hustling fast food on YouTube or did he have to go back to posing as a Nigerian Prince again.

Knowing that this is deadspin I’m surprised that every answer wasn’t “‘Murica, dammit!”

Only Tampa could be sadder than Jacksonville.

Yeah, but marijuana will also lead to Jazz and white slavery.

Ryan Tannehill is the second dumbest person involved in anyway with the Dolphins organization: his wife is first.

Fuck Miami, fuck Florida, fuck those Batista loyalists cunts that ruin our country, fuck the Boomers that make me upset that not enough of them died in Vietnam, fuck the Bush crime family that calls south Florida home, fuck Jeff Loria, fuck the Batista loyalists bitch that tore down the Orange Bowl, fuck the assholes…

You know there dads fought in WWII so they could act like Ralph Fiennes character in Schindler’s List or Calvin Kandy in Django Unchained. Man I wish they invented the pill before the A-bomb.

Texas Baby Boomer billionaire oilmen are as disconnected to reality as the Saudi Royal Family.

I didn’t care for them breaking the waitresses balls over the chicken dish, but that shit about Sam Bradford was funny.