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To my Reds. Don't judge me.

Jim Tomsula needs a second chance or at the very least another NFL assistant coaching job. The Jed York situation is a quagmire that no man could fix.

Maybe he's already wearing a flack jacket to become acclimated to the pummeling JJ game plan will get him.

Damn, look at that top five lists for Marijuana vs Binge drinking by a state by state comparison and tell me which states would you rather live in.

The Sports Genocide?!?!? This damn thing knows not to joke about that when it's Germanic and Jewish names right.

Bravo sir, bravo!

I like the natural grass news though. Fuck artificial turf and it's fans with an Egyption obelisk covered in tobasco sauce.

I wonder what his reaction to Jerry Jones is.

Fox vs Disney is like Alien vs Predator.

This celebration has way too much Florida in it.

A lot of stereotypes about Brazilians are being created from these Olympics.

This is what happens when you have tremendous poverty with no way out. The Olympics should have never been held in Rio because of this level of mayhem, violence, and corruption.

That's too stupid for Texas even.

I miss mud and grass stains on football uniforms. The inventor of field turf and artificial playing surfaces with concrete dildos.

No, he's too busy trying to prove it to his southern peers that he's just as backwards as they are.

Eat shit, Tom Ley. Pete Rose may be a baby boomer asshole, but that whole generation is nothing but assholes.

My only regret is that I can only recommend this comment once.

A sunbelt city builds a billion dollar stadium that is everything you hate about Dallas all rolled into one: Tacky, Bloated, and Contradictory. They're in the fucking sunbelt yet the team has to play on a carpet because the douchebag owner has to place this ridiculously sized jumbo screen over the field so it blocks