I guess we're going to need to know the wearabouts of all Dan Snyder associates.

Baseball is the best sometimes.

Religious liberty to a southern baptist is oxymoronic. To them “liberty” is the right to subjugate others into their line of behavior and thinking.

Hey, if Harbaugh wants all those great SEC recruits from South Florida he needs to do it the same way Saban did it. By going to a rural dirt road crossroads and leasing his soul for a thousand years to the demon Ronové in order to gain the rhetorical skills in order to convince kids to go to Alabama. Let’s face it,…

Yeah, the Giants can eat shit out of a porta-johns that were at a weekend long Texas chilly cook off.

And MLB wants to place a franchise in Mexico City.

That was one hell of a choke job by OKC. I bet Chipper Jones was recording this game 6 so he can show it to children to teach them how to choke in a big game. Mainly because his conspiracy theories about how Sandy Hook was a staged event doesn't seem to be reaching them.

Nervously optimistic.

All late ‘70s and ‘80s cars look like electric shavers to me. No I'm not Marv.

I wonder if he's still on Xanax from the trauma of dealing with little Jimmy Dolan.

It's strange looking at Bonds appear human and mortal. And I think his head shrank. To be fair I heard he posed with that dog because McGwire was getting all of that attention with abused children on social media and he could not stand being showed up.

I love the fact that Idaho has a criminal statute called “mayhem.” Is there some other seemingly outdated legal term they still use in Potatostan?

He’s not coming back back back back back; he’s gone!

It's less impressive with a metal bat.

All of that retarded “SEC talent” comes at a cost.

Yeah, how in the hell am I supposed to bet on the spread.

Irbe approves!

Metal bats, field turf and comical fielding errors. This is so blasphemous I’m going to need a baseball priest to clean it up. The worst part is this took place at Wright State’s baseball facilities; my alma mater.

*copies link to rub it in smug Minnesotans faces*