Minnesotans are wannabe Canadians. The only reason they're not is because they want their sovereign to be a Nordic Queen and not an English Queen.

Be careful with those pitards fellas, you're a Cleveland sports fan, and you're tempting fate.

The NFL is so popular that if Roger Goodell got food poisoning from eating toxic oysters while in New Orleans, the news of it would drown out all other sports news in the US.

I wonder which is worse: Being a Bangladeshi immigrant worker in the UAE or a bottom rung of the DPRK citizen?

Correction: how people with rudimentary critical thinking skills see the brass of the NBA.

Translation: “Our meal ticket died, and we’re not going back to working for a living.”

I’m fairly certain that wasn’t the “2" that you're supposed to be going for in that circumstance.

NBA and WWE fans have a common interest in that they both want the “Good Guy” to win no matter what the rules are.

“ALBA AN AIGH!!” Over heard by everyone around the stadium.

Here won't be the problem. Yahoo, 4chan, Twitter, and Fix News will be the problem.

Hey laugh all you want, but Tebow has a robot building him statues. Do you know how hard it is to get a robot to love? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/marco-ru…

I guess with all the choking the Braves management realized that he's an authentic Atlanta Brave. Now he needs to learn to save it for the postseason.

Damn straight.

I’m sure WAHOPO’s (God bless you Bartcop) column had nothing to do with this. http://deadspin.com/how-dan-snyder…

The POTUS receiving a blow job>assaults by Texas football players. Man, Texas just destroys everything. Southern Baptist too.

Where's a group of vigilantes to beat this guy to death and hang him upside down in public.

As a Reds fan all I can do is ask if this is karma over the butt tag. Haven't we suffered enough with Marge Schott and Dusty Baker choking in the post season.

The fit Spanish supporters seem to handle themselves better in a compact fighting quarters.

Why is it that hedge fund managers seem to be the world’s biggest assholes. Like there isn't any where else in Seattle to build that arena.

One of the biggest mistake of my life was watching Midnight Cowboy. Because now I can’t say the name Rizzo without putting the name Ratso in front of it.