So the creators of China, IL were prophetic about the future of mathletic competitions becoming huge.

Oh gee, I hope the Canadian NHL franchise doesn't take it out on one of our American NHL franchise when they face each other in the next playoff game. OH, TOO SOON!

Woody Hayes is teasing JoePa with ice cubes outside of the gates of Hell. Saying the worst thing he ever did was sucker punch a white guy from South Carolina. Which in hindsight is not a bad thing necessarily.

I disagree, Eisonhower was a good man. After that you are on your own.

As an Ohioan, I will use the words of a non-Ohioan to some up my feelings about John Kasich.

Hey, there's some hard working mosquitos out there trying to provide blood for their families that resent being compared with Jeffrie Loria.

So their choices are Zika and playing baseball in a government boondoggle that's somehow tackier than Jerry Jones stadium. Wow, baseball players do have it hard.

Come on white people, let's get it together with these crazy names.

Mexico City? I guess you will find out which player has a drug problem when he is beheaded in the desert or black mailed by El Chapo.

Most of the population is carpetbaggers though. No real Texas roots.

I wonder if someone in Penn State’s staff tossed him a prepubescent boy after he beat Miami(FL) in the Fiesta Bowl as a reward?

Aaron Moorehead just sticking up for his coach sources. It’s from the Thomas Friedman school of journalism. Step 1, you suck your wealthy source material(s) cock so hard his balls turn into raisins and he will promise to give a blurb for the back of your next book. Step 2, name drop same said sources in books and…

Wow, what an asshole. If I knew Connor Cook would have been that much of an asshole I would have encouraged Joey Bosa to cripple his ass so he’d have live life like us normal people.

I can't believe Messier had hair!

Leicester City should warm up to this next season at the start of every match.

Maybe they can stop it with the “PRIMETIME GAME SCHEDULE,” and she eastern time zone teams playing in an eastern time zone reasonable start time. My apologies to Drew Magary.

The American Family Association could hire him to do a sports report on Bryan Fischer’s hate and bullshit filled radio show. Or he can sue Danny McBride for ripping off his personality for his Kenny Powers character on Eastbound and Down. Maybe another state can be on the hook for another failed business venture of…

Typically that is considered a Ravens type player.

Suck on that Drew Magary! I wonder if they’ll play Rammstein if he scores a touchdown.

To be fair it makes as much sense as a field turf field in Arizona, so he's being consistent.