Doesn’t he have a church where he can handle snakes, speak in tounges, and otherwise occupy his time.

I wonder who appointed these judges?

From Johnny Football, to Johnny Interception, to Johnny Rehab, to Johnny Cutforoffthefieldbehavior, to Johnny Indicted. Typical Texas A&M downward projection.

That's when they get Bob Costas out of the mothballs and shove him into the booth.

I joked about this two days ago on deadspin. This guy is the Pennsyltucky version of Kenny Powers.

As a fellow Reds fan that is way too much excitement for someone that's going to be walked a lot for the foreseeable future. Maybe she's a a Sabermetrics geek that's really excited to be outdoors for the day.

Jesus, what is this obsession over where people peepee!? “I’m Curt Schilling and where do you peepee!?” Jesus Curt give it a rest and ignore Jesus for Calvin and some other “get rich quick” gospel sharp and go back to ripping people off with bad business ventures.

Can the employees all be holding metal bars in their hands as they listen?

You just know this guy beats off to Ayn Rand on a regular basis. Also at what point in the teaching of economics they tell these guys to take everything they learned and throw it out the window. Because their real job is to fall on their knees for corporate elite and smile like a doughnut.

Soccer riots, all is well in the world.

What in the hell is happening in the picture? The baby Reds pull off another stunner.

It counts for filthy money. Also I like watching football teams play on a natural surface in cold weather and snow.

The nature of the beast this day in the modern NFL. Unless we want undo all of the 1979 rule changes this is the way it will always be.

Fuck #9. At this point it’s a civic duty to get a big refund so the government can collect interest, because the Shysters that work for Mossack Fonseca are certainly making sure their clients sure as hell won't.

You know there's a closet filled with douchebag skeletons that are about to come pouring out.

Now onto the Premier League to be crushed by ManU.

Maybe it’s time for my avatar’s ghost to revisit that state.

This sounds like Carl from ATHF was advocating for this.

A thousand times yes.

Jerry Jones at his finest. The tackiest place on earth.