So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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This is why I never go any where or do anything.
I'm 5'2" and would die before putting on a pair of heels. The most oppressive piece of clothing ever invented. I'm going out tonight in a mini dress and steel toecapped Timberlands. I can walk, dance, run AND kick a guy in the shins if I need to.
No way. Marrying somebody I didn't have to live with all the time is basically my dream.
Yeah, keep hugging pets, skateboarding and cuddling kids. Meanwhile, she remains at large...
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
Linking them to their mother's Facebook page works better, if you get that far down the identity route.
Can you share with us why exactly you are still mournful despite the racist, fat-shaming, things she said? The things she said about Palestinians being "subhuman"? I recognize her legendary status as a great comic/pioneering woman but I'm having a hard time overlooking that stuff. So I'm genuinely curious about the…
Two months ago Joan Rivers called Obama "gay" and called his wife a "tranny." Please forgive me if I'm not sad she's no longer breathing the same air as us.
Tori Amos's house would never fall into the sea
Seriously. If anything, the fetus abandoned you???
Right! I should have just gone with it. "You are right, I can't drive on water, so I will just have to use the Texas-Alaska ferry."
It's a sad day to be a Bulldog.
As a anima-human (a human transitioning into an animal), I have a very unique view on these types of subjects. In 12 weeks I am traveling to Malaysia to have my final surgery, where my feline nose and paws will finally be attached and my hands and feet will be removed. From now on, I will live my life as the species…
Ugh.
Holy shit, do I ever miss the days where body snarking was verboden on Jezebel...
Go away.