The P in RAPE does looks pretty goddamn similar to the one in REPEAT. Like, the wrinkles/general shape would be slightly different if it’s on a different place on his body, as it would be. So yeah, it MIGHT be just copied in PS. Hmmm.

Hi, about five different people sent me this link and I'm wondering if I'm right for it. I travel a lot and write semi-professionally but rarely about travel, because I'm not a huge risk-taker. Like, I stay in Airbnbs. I'm mostly a deals/miles nerd, so I do things like go to Lansing, Michigan, in my quest to tour…

oh, wow, is it really on snopes? i wanna read!

I just gave notice at Nordstrom corporate, where I'm expected to do my hair and wear a full face of makeup every day in order to sit in a corner on the 30th floor and fix people's grammar. When I complain: "Well, that's what happens when you work in fashion." ://///

i'm really excited about this thread because i know good and goddamn well that someone is going to figure out who this shit-piece is and reveal it to all. so excite.

SAME. i would get married if it made sense, totally, but i never want to live anyone ever again. it sucks so much.

Ditto. You ever go to a karaoke bar anywhere in King County, there is guaranteed to be a (usually white) motherfucker singing it, trying to lead his bro team in a sing-along. And they do it too, and they all know every word, because it is running in all of our Seattleite heads, constantly, forever.

Completely agree. It is exactly like requiring a certain cup size. Shallow bullshit.

Now, I will confess to having a slight preference for men who are taller than me, due to a tiny residual complex about feeling like a giantess, but I mean. I don't go out of my way to pick tall guys. I dated a guy who was two inches…

I like (and by "like," I mean "am not sure if I like") how this implies that there is a separate genre of jokes called pizza jokes.

I know this ad is a joke, but can I rant about average/short women who demand that their boyfriends be at least 6 feet tall? Because it's absolutely real and common. Meanwhile, I've been 5'11" since I was 15 and I've dated MAYBE three guys who were taller than me. And I don't actually care at all anymore, but come on,…

It is! I like how weird/garbled it is. Someone told me once that Björk translates her lyrics from English to Icelandic and back to English and that's why they're so loopy, which is probably not true, but anyway, I thought of that when reading that wiki.

Not saying I'm ever glad when someone dies, per se, but I mean. Joan Rivers was an undeniably terrible person. And this fact was really, really well publicized—she made good and sure that everyone knew how hateful she was. Fat jokes, slut jokes, trans jokes, gay jokes, racist jokes. Said that Palestinians deserve to…

SERIOUSLY.

I know Tori herself cites Kate Bush as an influence et al, so it's a legit comparison, but... the way to tell them apart is that Tori can play the piano about 200 times better than Kate. No comparison.

The wiki about the song is pretty amusing (especially when translated to English): http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heile,_he…

Thanks for sharing this!

I mean, I'm not sure how many details you want here. I was on the bus for about eight or ten minutes, on an express from downtown Seattle to the University District. It was an articulated (aka "accordion" bus, which is pretty large and holds, I dunno, a hundred people (I seriously do not know, I could be way off), but…

Mostly empty = the seats behind him were not filled. The narrow aisle, however, was filled by his legs. Do you understand?

Wow, I thought this dude was pretty bad. He was super tall and sat in the front if a mostly empty bus, so in addition to taking up two seats, his pose also forced everyone to climb over his legs when boarding or leaving the bus and folks were tripping regularly.



(I'm tall/long-legged too, so I sympathize, but I also…

So conflicted! Sometimes I will put half-and-half in my iced tea (unsweeteneed and with no lemon, obvi, or it would curdle), á la bubble tea without the bubbles, I guess. Or like a tea latte. Not saying it's the same as putting ranch mother-of-fucking dressing in there, but it a little bit is, so half of me is like…

Joke's on you, deodorant companies! I buy my deodorant in a big-ass sealed 5-pack at the Goodwill for three bucks (Dove, pomegranate flavor)! I'm all set on deodorant for the next few years and you got exactly zero of my bucks in the process. NICE TRY SUCKARZ