omfg, SHARING. Thank you.

Well styled.

Right! (Well, unless we're in Newfoundland and Labrador, apparently: http://jezebel.com/dozens-of-teen… )

Dude, thongs are and always have been mystifying torture devices to me. Why the fuck is fact that you are wearing underpants is supposed to be a secret. "BEHOLD, I SPY A PANTY'S LINE, THIS ADULT WOMAN IS WEARING PANTIES AND I CAN PROVE IT, call the police, shame her," etc.

We are all wearing underwear. (Er, 99 percent…

This is hard. If you make a 10-minute video ranting about the same thing over and over and over, you're, um, probably not very intelligent. A strange part of my repulsed brain also feels sorry for this very stupid person.

It's a fake name. Well, I mean, it might be his legal name now, but his birth name reportedly is Laramie Busby. God, I love that.

Oh, and also his Day-Glo artificial donkey teeth. Other favorite thing.

My favorite part about Romeo Rose is that, despite all of his buffing-knuckles-on-shirt-ruffle proclamations that yes, it is his REAL name, his birth name was Laramie Busby. Not hating on anyone who chooses to change his or her name, but just... it was seared into my memory when I read it. Laramie Busby. That's a hell…

Nobody calls you Big Mike, dude. That has never happened even one time.

Oh, was she blue-eyed? Cos it was the '80s—maybe she was naturally a brunette and bleached her hair, as was the fashion at the time. No explanation for light eyes, though, if that were the case.

Bob Saget is kind of fair, so that could explain the kids. Danny Tanner's seed is strong.

Christ, I hate that I know this: Dave Coulier's character Joey Gladstone wasn't an uncle. Uncle Jesse was the dead mom's brother, but Joey was just dad Danny's best friend. They never called him Uncle Joey. He was just Joey.

[shame sigh]

"CO-EDS." Christ Jesus. He said co-eds. Did you know that universities are co-educational now? Women and men learning in the same spaces! Life in these United States, I tell you whut.

Aha, it's in Ferndale, Washington. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/24/4-y…

Hey, I LOVE this story, but something's wrong with the data here—Bill Elfo is the sheriff in Whatcom County in Washington STATE, but the dateline says, "Washington, Wisconsin." This happened somewhere in the state of Washington in the county of Whatcom, not in Wisconsin; I'm researching it but I can't figure out…

Seattleite here: Yes, he did. Just like everyone thinks we're you.

Yep. The one at the Jewish Federation in Belltown too. D :

Yeah, this is really shocking to us naive Seattleites. I was shocked like this when the Cafe Racer shooting happened and wrote it off as just a crazy person, a fluke. But the gun nuts are here after all. We thought we were safe up here in the Scandinavia of America, but we're fuckin' not.

four shot. two stable, two critical.

Well, no, you don't "need" to conform to not being a creep. Like, it's legal to be one. But, as we're all in agreement about you acting like a complete creep phone, and you disagreeing, then claiming in the next breath that you're not being creepy... you should probably pick one and stick to it. Ask yourself: "If…

Guy, listen to what everyone is telling you. We're all saying the same thing. You're the odd man out, ahem.