Your behavior is terrifying, my dude. I implore you to go back and read every single comment you just wrote. They are making my fucking blood run cold right through the Internet.

This makes me the maddest because you know they'd be punished for not wearing bras too. YOU HAVE TO WEAR THEM; WE JUST DON'T WANT ANY VISIBLE EVIDENCE OF YOUR BRASSIERE. HIDE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR BODIES WHATSOEVER, YOUNG LADIES.

What is that even a fucking picture of.

Ughghghgh, I'm a Seattleite and I fucking hate this no-talent ass clown. He's a total rube, AND his music is godawful. Fucking embarrassing.

just to make a point?

(if there's a pun in there, it was intentional.)

things like going to work and meeting your boyrfriend's mormon mother become problematic. also: winter. or just wearing scratchy fabrics. shit chaps yer nips.

Good christ, can we all stop the savage overflogging of the variations on the phrase "the heat/rage/passion of a thousand burning suns"? It's from the Bhagavad Gita so I guess it's fair game, but everyone who says it uses it in this smug, one-arched-eyebrow way like they're the first guy ever and no one will know it's…

For the love of god, I hope this finally ends the thing of where people congratulate themselves for being worldly and aware when they claim no one is talking about the stolen girls in Nigeria. EVERYONE is talking about it.

I spent a few summers at Christian summer camp when I was about 11, because my best friend's mom worked for the church. My family wasn't religious, but hey, my friend was going there, so I wanted to go where she was going.

There were a few kids who were there on charity "scholarships" and with one of them, you could…

Hunh, weird how almost every single one of the unique, individual websites that my dozen or so friends have linked to in the past few days regarding the kidnapped nigerian girls implores to know why no one is talking about it.

AAAAH DUX

HOUSE DUX

I saw all of "Friends" but I totally forgot you could do that.

DEWWWW ITTTTT. You like it there. Go check on your ex's probably-by-now-ex's LJ. It'll be fun.

Oh! Also! Via snooping on the Dinnernet, I found out that a dude who I had been on a few dates with and who I wasn't really that interested in (and who was way too young for me anyhow, but who was being really persistent) is a transman. I unraveled this after he mentioned that he had written a symphony called [ugh, I…

LiveJournal 4ever, man. I still hang out there cos my parents don't. (And people still post! It's nuts!)

(Also, I am 34 years old and afraid of my parents seeing what I write on Facebook. Also, I am 34 years old and still hang out on LJ.)

My BF has a quasi-ex (they were never official) stalker who I have, in turn, been stalking. Three or four years after they broke up, she still blogs about him regularly, posts screenshots of old texts from him, reminisces about trips they took in 2009 or 2010, compares all current guys to him. Waxes on her heartbreak…

I'm not sure that you actually read this map. Check out the info on Hawaii.

Also, if the map is incorrect, well, you have lots of golden opportunity RIGHT NOW to let us know which county in which U.S. state has a Jewish ethnic majority. Go for it. Educate us.

The operative word is "majority," yo. The map is alleging that people of Jewish extraction do not make up the MAJORITY of any county in any U.S. state. That doesn't seem difficult to believe.

I dunno. If I don't wanna be told to shave, then who am I to tell a dude the same thing? (Note: I love beards on men and would never. But even if I wanted to, seems like an asshole move.)

(Oh, weird, the formatting's all crazy and I didn't notice in time. :p)

"What I'm sick of is black beauty only being acceptable when white people start liking it–the mainstream only becoming comfortable with beauty in color when it's on a white body."

As a white woman who got bullied and teased to high heaven for her ass all throughout middle and high school: yep. This shit was definitely…