@nutshell-queen: i LOLed—pierce is her middle name (and grandma barbara's maiden name).

dude, my mom totally did this to my brother. who, in turn, developed a taste for hot sauce.

dudes, my birthday is on monday! i'm turning 31 on the 31st, and everyone was like THAT'S YOUR GOLDEN BIRTHDAY, so i'm having a gold-themed party this weekend! "gold" food (yellow curry satay, mac & cheese, pineapple upside-down cake, quiche, lemon meringue pie, chips and mango salsa. . . um . . . y'know, hannukah…

@starsnostars: i was just about to say. totally saw a gray brain.

I notice that the photos of the girls have different corresponding names on the mashable.com link. E.g., the girl labeled as "Supriya, age 6" is labeled as "Leena, age 5" at the bottom:

@banditalamode: whoa. that site is kind of creepy.

@jelly71: yeah, mine got infected last year, and it was the same story! i lanced it with a sewing needle that i held under a flame; when i squeezed it, all the junk shot out across the room in a giant 10-foot rainbow and hit the ceiling. so gross, yet awesome.

that pink skirt is killer. and wow, i'm a size 10, which makes me normal, wait i mean plus-sized, so i can actually wear one when they come out. jesus christ.

My face is a fucking wreck most of the time but it's 100-percent due to my obsession with zit-popping. If I didn't touch my face constantly, I'd be fine. It's to the point where my boyfriend has been carefully instructed to confiscate any little hand mirrors I get caught with, because I will sit for HOURS directly…

@LisaJay: sounds like they started out as sebaceous cysts and then got hacked open at some point, but the sac is still in there, under your skin. you have to cut the whole sac out, yeah, or they'll keep filling up with sebum forever.

this is totally correct. raytheon is a business. antarctica isn't part of the world that we're used to—it's a completely different climate, society, landscape. like, what's the rule on pregnant astronauts?

@brandmuffin: she's not PRAYING by covering her hair. she's just being a muslim girl playing basketball.

I feel like it should be called the Hij-Cap . . . or something like that. "Capster" is so lame. And makes me think of ghosts.

i'd never heard of forever 21 until i moved to new york, and it was so fricking popular, it was like . . . are you serious? this is tantamount to buying your jewelry at claire's. cheap garbage. i get that low prices are a lure in NYC, and lord knows i was poor when i lived there, but their shit is fucking ugly. it…

@duetoprivacy: oh, i heard that—i'm staaaarving but have eaten twice tonight! dinner and snack! my only PMS symptom.

@The Messenger: GAP has excellent tall jeans, in TWO sizes—tall and extra tall—and several curvy cuts. They have killer sales too. It's the only tall jean that I can afford, other than Old Navy, which disintegrates in a month. Recommended!

@NtotheItotheCKY: hey, i'm in seattle, and everyone here knows each other (seriously). i'll give her a talking-to.

Here, I drew a comic about the Big Bopper's son exhuming his dad's corpse. That I want to share with everyone.

@kbrook: Ugh, I just had to deal with this! She did actually succeed in tearing a few of them out, but it was four or five days in and the wound stayed closed. But lord, I was a paranoid wreck for the entire 10 days.

@HonkyGeisha: Haw, I just commented about how lovely Seattle is after living in New York for a few years. Everyone is so sweet. It's like heaven after New York.