I was the rudest person in Seattle for my entire life, and then I spent a couple years in New York, and now I'm totally reformed. The first week I moved back, the cashier at the drugstore wanted to chat about the nice spring weather and how she wants to do some gardening this weekend, plant some daffodil bulbs, and I…
hydrozoa
hydrozoa
@Fed Up (Lana Leigh): she's a cap! well, a cuspricorn.
can we please, please, please throw the BMI in the garbage can. and stop citing it as though it's a useful tool. it's total bullshit.
i'm dying to read the rest of the very last letter!
@lesetoiles: that's a perfect way to describe it: people act like they're doing you a favor. "you're not giving me enough as a boner right now, but you would if you grew your hair out! you want to give me a boner, don't you?"
seriously? the dress looks like it came from hot topic.
my high school best friend was endlessly on a diet but insisted that whoppers were allowed because they're flame-broiled. i swear to fucking god.
if my BF and i ever split, i have no idea what we'd do with our sibling cats. they're only six months old, but the male has definitely Chosen me, and the female has definitely Chosen him—they follow each of us around the house pathologically. but they could never live with out each other.
i was sure as shit not at a healthy weight at age 9. i started out a little heavy, but my siblings began to tease me, so i consoled myself with food. snacked constantly. i had probably 15 or 20 pounds on most of my classmates.
@OneBigPear: Yes, this. It's a step, but I can't help but dream of a day when she can just rock her bare skull and not have to hide under wigs.
THAT IS SO AWESOME.
@ThereIsNoFluffy: Yeah, but . . . I didn't make the introduction. I mentioned her name and he went and found her on Facebook.
OK, tell me if i'm being a bitch here.
What the fuck is this shit? Jezebel is where I first learned the term "body snarking," and I've been assiduously lecturing my boyfriend for the last year on how the comments he makes about women's bodies are fucked up and shallow, and then you post this shit?
@whitnatious: why is a comparison necessary? just say she looks great. there's no need to put someone else down in the process.
holy god. i freelanced for "hoarders" for a while last season doing transcription and have gotten lazy about keeping up with the episodes lately. totally clearing my calendar on monday, what the fuuuuuck.
yeah, milk or yogurt was my first thought while reading this. i had to pour milk in my eye once.
as mentioned below, the twice sold taleses in seattle have a rich history of cats, as well as ophelia's books in fremont (formerly a TST, and home of ophelia the tail-sucking cat).
wow, i haven't had a ponytail in about 10 years. i wonder if that heightens or diminishes my intelligence.