@banalna: God, I don't even know. I'm shuddering at the idea of rinsing it out in the sink and having anyone else on THE ENTIRE FLOOR, which is who has access to that restroom, walk in and catch me. Which would happen. It's a big floor. Not worth it.

@mordicai: good man.

Augh, Diva Cup evangelists. Knock that shit off. We've all heard of the fricking fracking Diva Cup. I'm glad you like it, but please accept that not everyone wants to keep a cup full of blood sloshing around in her vag all day. And then have to empty it out. And wash it. I'm not afraid of blood; it's just a big…

not even close to the stories below, but: I had a beloved 5th-grade teacher who held a yearly (gender-segregated) slumber party for her students at her house. We girls all went swimming at the public pool, then she took us out to buy snacks, and we stayed over and watched movies. (With her son, who was about our…

@MakeFetch: i'm extensively combing the internet for this episode now. i want to be haunted!

@tattooedjunecleaver: BEST. you win. my roommate who soaked her anal beads in the bathroom sink and i officially forfeit.

@prettywithapistol: i was gonna say. that's some icy shit right there.

@my.friend.jack: i can't think of anything funnier than the term "build-a-bear underwear." good loard.

i got so much shit from everyone in the entire world when i had this haircut (but especially my mother). i eventually started wearing a DDR military hat until it grew out. fuckers.

@mordicai: spread the word. lately, i've had like four different (male) people tell me directly that i should grow my hair out, because they like girls with long hair.

I am SO STRESSED OUT about the Murray v. Rossi race. I keep refreshing king5.com every 30 seconds.

Oh, yeah, and my boyfriend and I just moved out of a 9,600-square-foot oceanside mansion with ten people living in it, under the guise of it being a film collective. Actually: just a frat house for 30-year-olds.

my former best friend left her anal beads soaking in the bathroom sink. we don't talk outside of facebook anymore. and only occasionally.

i did this in 2008, when i lived in new york. it felt shitty.

I'm pretty concerned about the close race in Washington State between senior senator Patty Murray and dimestore jackass Dino Rossi. Washington has a female Dem governor (whom Rossi challenged last election, and almost defeated) and two femme Dem senators; as such, we get free birth control and abortions, as Washington…

tucked-in shirts look fucking idiotic. total boner killer. i'd take the lace in a heartbeat.

I just got approved to write a blog on seattlep-i.com about local cabaret/burlesque/fringe theater and I'm really, really stoked! Can anyone help me come up with a good name for the blog? I'm hoping to combine a cabaret/theater-type word and a Seattle/Northwest-type word, preferably into a pun or portmanteau. Any…

fuuuuuuck yes.

my eyes are up here.

@Teh Echoroc: no, but both situations annoy me similarly. i don't go around smacking people because i'm angry, and i expect the same from my wee counterparts. it's about being emotionally responsible.