I wonder if an element of Storro choosing a black woman as her imaginary assailant is that there aren't very many of them in Vancouver, Washington. I.e., "She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."

@BadDecisionDinosaur: Yeeeah, ashamed to say it, but I kind of thought the same thing (I'm in Seattle).

@MiaMarsh: I'm in Seattle! And I have lots of extra clothes that I need to get rid of.

lisa rinna: THAT IS SO FUCKED UP.

Didn't we learn our lesson with "The Swan"? In like 2002?

@InvisibleGirl: Oh, my God, I just watched "The Sarah Silverman Show" for the first time last night and was aghast. Not just unfunny, but smug, childish, and just plain cheap (w/r/t jokes, I mean). She should be jailed.

Christ Jesus, what year is this ad from?

Man, I get all my clothes at Value Village, but I love every single one of these stupid outfits.

I know she's been around a long time, but: So tired of cabaret/burlesque stage names with "von" in them. I swear, it's like 4 out of 5.

@VeganPolice: Also: the armholes! Of their tops, I can pretty much only wear their T-shirts. Their designers are very anti-hip and -arm.

Come on, you guys. This is just mean and cheap.

@Thus Spake Kate is a Future Sailor: I just cracked up at work. Worklaffs!

Graphic = +1

I dunno. As the owner of a small waist and a very disproportionately large behind, I'm pretty happy about everyone losing their minds over Christina Hendricks. I don't have the knockers to match (36AA—just the opposite), but y'know. She far transcends any territory previously tread by Beyoncé or Jennifer Lopez.

Everyone's playing with that one teal dress!

Yeah, this isn't revolutionary or fresh in any way other than the harmonic arrangements, which are flat-out gorgeous. Very impressive chorale work here. (And yep, that's Ben Folds's arrangement for sure.)

@FroderickFronkensteen: Yep, that's his arrangement, fer sure.

Well, I mean, OKCupid is a pretty well-known wasteland. I've been stalked by married/relationshipped men literally five or six times through that site. ("Comics" is usually their standard opener, interestingly.)

@TheGuvnah: It definitely was. It was many different things.

A girl in my high school did this. In about 1998. She just showed up to school one day in a dress made of raw skirt steak, which she'd sewed together with dental floss. I thought it was kind of awesome, although the school had a strong vegan/vegetarian demo who disagreed.