Matt Weiner (creator of Mad Men) is a huge donor, as well. Makes me like him that much more.

He probably gave him a piece of cheese, since she is super anti-dairy.

I think they were after the money in the vending machine, not the condoms.

Not the kind of bang he wanted.

The Democrats need their own Trump. Not the lying, racist and sexist part, but the loud volume part. My main issue with the dems that frustrates the shit out of me is that they just sit there and don’t say anything while the GOP says whatever made up bullshit they want and are never called on it by anyone who doesn’t…

Well the CDC does recommend condoms even for blowjobs, right?

Well maybe if Obama stopped oppressing them with his skin pigment they’d meet him in the middle and negotiate.

This isn’t a Donald Trump thing: this is an overall new GOP strategy that actually acknowledges problems like the wealth gap exist. The difference is that instead of attributing it to the actual causes, they’ll claim it’s because of Comrade Obamavich’s dystopian socialist policies.

Yes but do you want Trump anywhere near your underwear in any form?

Please don't ruin carrot cake for me.

Puke-crusted sponge mop Donald Trump.

“I think losing your kids has to be the most awful thing one can go through.”

They are his kids as well as hers, you know that, right? So if the kids went back with her, would you be siding with their father and rallying on his side?

Team Dad?

yeah. because 1- she hasnt lost them she is still free to see them often in Monaco. 2- she has done everything possible since the divorce, before her second child was even born, to cut their father out of their lives. if she had just tried to coparent or followed the courts orders they would still be in the US and…

I’m on Team Grow-Up-and-Figure-Out-How-to-Co-Parent. I am not impressed with the behavior of either adult in this situation.

Marshmallows Unite!

You’re not shallow, screwed up, or a loser. You’ve just gotten a huge insight about yourself and relationships. Work on it.

A published, educator who overcame addiction? So not a loser. Maybe these guys you’ve been involved with know they aren’t at a point in their life that is compatible with yours. Youre lucky youre not permanently attached and cleaning behind some grub. Maybe you could expand your pool.

I just got back from seeing The Big Short. In school I always thought I wasn’t good at math because calculus-based math made no sense to me. But as a young kid I really enjoyed arithmetic and money. I also really liked history. (I was a kid who was curious about basically everything.) So as I got older my parents have…

I don’t think you are shallow or screwed up. There are just a lot of jerks and losers out there. It’s not like, if you just *loved yourself,* all these awesome guys would suddenly materialize. You know what I mean?

Folks, I just endured two full days of witnessing my brother feed his kids only soda and chips, ignore them like whoa and then wonder incredulously why their 2 and 4 year olds don’t talk yet, and then found out from the six year old that he stays home and watches his little brothers while his mom leaves to do stuff.