Ew that the brilliant Issa Rae is a footnote on an article about the Lena Dunham/ Zoe Kazan nepotism circle jerk.

I hope Dunham: a) ensures that all of her employees get paid no matter what work they do for her and b) isn’t so utterly tone deaf the way she has been in the past.

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Ugh. Have you seen the commercials from Walmart imploring us to use a green light bulb to show a sign of support for veterans? Seriously, if you want to support veterans, how about you save the light bulbs and donate the money to an organization that actually supports veterans.

I want that on my Diva Cup.

I’m pretty sure Jesus never saw a single snowflake in his life or knew that snow exists.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

Because the true meaning of Christmas is Jesus and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

I love how a certain group of loud-mouthed Christians are also all about guns. Did they forget the part of the Bible where God commanded “Thou shalt not kill?” Or the many parts where Jesus condemned violence?

I NEVER drink out of a cup that has less than four pictures of Jesus on it.

This guy thinks he’s “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup?

I liked the design. It looks like Christmas without Christmas throwing up on it. It's simple. What's wrong with simple?

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

“The absence of snowflakes on the cups “denies the hope of Jesus,” one woman claims.”

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop