This was a friend’s Halloween costume this year

ALSO OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO TELL YOU

You’re not—there’s a documented attorney glut. I’ll throw out probation dept(?) A friend of mine did that to keep from going crazy and he loves it. Good luck!

Bit by bit, room by room, window, throw, pillow et al I’ve been redecorating my house. I just put up my new awesome curtains. My den, is in the back of the house, it has two sets of French Doors out to my wraparound porch, that is also under a 150 year old oak tree. So what I’m saying is, this room NEVER GETS LIGHT!…

If you can help it, don’t take a job that might potentially make you miserable. Wait for something better. Just my two cents.

Long time listener, First time caller. I am waaay too late to this party, plus I’m grey, so my chances of this being seen are slim. HOWEVER!

I am late BUT I am babysitting my niece? It is so weird for my sister to have a human child I just realised she IS my niece and not just THE BABBY. So weird.

He does love to spend money, so it's not entirely out of the ordinary. When my Grandfather died, my Dad blew through his 70K inheritance on bullshit even though they could have used it for bills and practical things. That was years ago. And yes, he's 100% a jerk. It's my Mom and siblings that I worry about. I'm the…

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The first thing you need to do is tell your father, in no unclear terms, that neither you nor your siblings will be supporting him when he retires. Not a red cent from any of you. Because I can garuntee that’s what’s going to happen. He’ll blow all his money, and then he’ll come after yours, any way he can. Talk to…

I have no idea how I'm making a B in astronomy because my literal method is bullshitting my way through labs and bullshitting my way through lab reports. I have no idea what I'm doing. None. Thank fuck I decided not to go back to being a STEM major because I have been noping my way through this class hard.

Nothing is ever only available on your campus. Check piratebay and related sites. I got a few programs from there I otherwise would have needed to stay on campus to use.

This may be morbid, but today I got to check out the carcass of a stranded blue whale. Never in my as a lapsed Iowan did I think would be standing ~30 feet from the largest mammal on the planet.

Next week I have my orientation for classes to adopt a child through the foster care system. Im super scared and excited and nervous all in one. What if they look at me and go no way loser, no kids for you! I have one friend who adopted and she has been helping me but she has a much more adult personality than I do. I…

This weekend, I’m figuring out how menstrual cups work for the first time. So far, so good. :/

So I moved from the West Coast to the East Coast last May for work and have yet to make any real friends here. I’m mostly an introvert, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need human company once in a while. I am a member of several Meetups, have engaged with OKC and Tinder in a more active way than I used to, and all I…

I’m having an awesome, but tiring weekend. I saw one of my fave bands, CHERUB, in Portland on Thursday then traveled to Seattle to see them again last night & visit a friend. I’m such a dork, I texted them on their “tour phone” & they actually texted back both nights, multiple times. Probably just someone on their…

I have a paper due on Monday and almost cried over it tonight. We are using a statistical program that is only available on campus. I printed my results but forgot one page of data I needed to create a graph. Luckily I was able to use the means on another sheet to input instead of going back to campus(which is 40 min…

Hey Jezzies! Man question ahead and in burner mode because I’m hopeless at boy stuff.

I quit my job as the cook at a corporate owned nursing facility after one of the most horrific weekends I have ever endured. It started when the day cook on Friday just casually mentioned that I had a “special” meal for the following day but no one had bothered to tell me. Oh and I might want to add that I was going…