Could you ring/text/FB her to explain the situation and suggest she maybe comes over for an hour or you two could go out for your beverage of choice before or after she meets those other friends? That way you're explaining that you really want to see her, and it doesn't have to be for long if she's short on time.…

Attack of the Sperm! That's a B-grade movie with potential... brb :p

I had sex for the first time a few months ago and was pretty tight too, and it hurt a bit (but not in a bad way). When I did it again the next morning the pain was less and now it's gone. I also felt the need to pee, if you're worried about it next time go to the bathroom beforehand (and after to try and avoid getting…

It would be interesting to know what the options were for responding because it's possible there was an option that was a better fit than "just hooking up" or whatever and that's the option the polled women chose.

Does everyone else have a sex bucket list? I'm looking for things to add to mine...

Oh god yes. I'm buying that movie as soon as I can get it in Australia (or more likely get it shipped to Australia) and I expect that I will never again emerge from my room. Actually I'm going on Amazon right now...

Have you seen Joss Whedon's "Much Ado About Nothing"? Clark Gregg speaking Shakespeare... it did terrible things to me.

Oh god, please do. You have a talent and should not deprive the world (or, well, me) of some Saturday morning entertainment. My boyfriend won't know what has hit him tonight now that I've read that.

Or the fingering too! You see someone playing in 4th position on the E string when the pitch can clearly only be achieved on the G string in first position... string instruments are very suggestive for the uninitiated ;)

Target Australia already have this for women I believe. I'm not watching the video to find out, it's 7.54am on a Sunday here and there are some things that just shouldn't be seen this early.

Pachelbel's Canon always makes me cry, and I loved that commercial (although I hesitate to call it that). The only thing that shits me off as a violinist is people playing violin who clearly do not play violin. I'm off to keep playing mine now.

I downloaded Pet Rescue when I got stuck in Candy Crush. I exhaust my lives in Candy Crush then go and play Pet Rescue until I've got a few more, by which time I've probably used all my lives in Pet Rescue so I go and play Candy Crush while waiting for them to come back. It's a vicious, vicious cycle.

I'm already there.

Thank you! Something that majorly pisses me off is teenage girls going vegetarian to lose weight but all they do is cut the meat from whatever meals they used to eat, then sob to everyone later about how the "Drs say I can't be vegetarian, it's messing with my health". Of course it does you blithering fools, you're…

I bet he does. Good thinking, that's a far more sensible method than trying to measure where it comes up to on my stomach :p

All these articles have given me an overwhelming desire to measure my boyfriend's dick. I love it and couldn't care less where it sits on the spectrum but my god am I curious. Also, now I'm horny.

So guys do masturbate to their girlfriends (or boyfriends)?

Oh I'm with you there, if anyone ever said that to me I think that would be it. I love my boyfriend but we are "fucking" or "having sex" not "making love". Yech.

My boyfriend is like that and it makes him feel awful if I don't orgasm, he feels selfish. Clearly I'm still coming (heh) back for more regardless and I have a load of fun so it's not that big a deal for me. It's a pretty new relationship and I think it's a mental issue for me but every time we do it I get more…

One of the YouTube comments said something about it being sexist and someone replied "it can't be sexist, it's by a woman". Um...